Cards Against Humanity’s Ten Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa is a Seasonal Promotion™ that we’ve created to capture your attention and money. We’re sending ten mystery gifts throughout the month of December.
No, signups are closed.
Please don’t, you'll embarrass both of us.
No. The wheels of destiny are already in motion.
We created and mailed each of these gifts for about $1 each. How big do you think they are?
The gifts aren’t offensive, they’re just weird.
We won’t tell.
Don’t panic. More importantly, don’t email us. We’re relying on the postal service during the busiest time of the year. Your gifts may arrive late or out of order. If you’re still missing a gift in January, email us at mail at cardsagainsthumanity dot com.
Be happy with what you have, son.
Don’t make me turn this car around.
You definitely shouldn't. Some of your gifts could arrive out of order.
If you can’t live without it, email us at mail at cardsagainsthumanity dot com and we’ll send you a replacement in January.
It will happen tonight. The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight... the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. You can’t cancel your order.
This year we worked with Mike Selinker and Gaby Weidling from Lone Shark Games to design the hardest puzzle we’ve ever seen. There’s an enormous prize for the person or group who solves it. To learn more and follow along, you can visit HolidayBullshit.com/puzzle.