250,000 people signed up for ten mystery gifts in December.
Read the FAQ.

We’ve hidden a really hard puzzle in this year’s gifts. There’s an enormous prize for the person or group who helps solve it.

Here are some of the questions people ask us about our Kwanzaa thing.

  • What the Dickens is this?

    Cards Against Humanity’s Ten Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa is a Seasonal Promotion™ that we’ve created to capture your attention and money. We’re sending ten mystery gifts throughout the month of December.

  • Can I still sign up?

    No, signups are closed.

  • What if I beg?

    Please don’t, you'll embarrass both of us.

  • If I’ve already signed up, can I change my shipping address?

    No. The wheels of destiny are already in motion.

  • Will the gifts fit in my mailbox?

    We created and mailed each of these gifts for about $1 each. How big do you think they are?

  • Are the gifts or packaging safe for work?

    The gifts aren’t offensive, they’re just weird.

  • I got this as a gift for someone. Will they know it’s from me?

    We won’t tell.

  • Gifts started arriving for other people but not me.

    Don’t panic. More importantly, don’t email us. We’re relying on the postal service during the busiest time of the year. Your gifts may arrive late or out of order. If you’re still missing a gift in January, email us at mail at cardsagainsthumanity dot com.

  • But my friend Casey said his sister Megan got all her gifts already!

    Be happy with what you have, son.

  • I received one gift right away but then the rest came slowly!

    Don’t make me turn this car around.

  • I'm missing a gift! I never received day one! Should I get all riled up and email you about it?

    You definitely shouldn't. Some of your gifts could arrive out of order.

  • One of my gifts arrived damaged or misprinted.

    If you can’t live without it, email us at mail at cardsagainsthumanity dot com and we’ll send you a replacement in January.

  • I’ve made a huge mistake and I want to cancel my order.

    It will happen tonight. The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight... the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. You can’t cancel your order.

  • What’s all this about a puzzle?

    This year we worked with Mike Selinker and Gaby Weidling from Lone Shark Games to design the hardest puzzle we’ve ever seen. There’s an enormous prize for the person or group who solves it. To learn more and follow along, you can visit HolidayBullshit.com/puzzle.